1) Wedding It's a wedding You've found your best friend Someday you make a baby Who might grow up to play drums like Rat Scabies Or sing like Perry, Katy Or dig the earth to seed another plant Or find a whole new journalistic slant Or even find a way to get off planet Or develop a simple cure for cancer Or walk the stage like a las vegas dancer The thing is This is your wedding day The future is wide open to every possibility Just watch one another's back And take a gladdened, hearty tack Never look back 2) In a Dream i saw you in a dream this morning you were sitting in a chair and i was kneeling before you just the way it ought to be you were wearing a beautiful red satin blouse with a polka-dotted red brassiere underneath and you let me put my hand on your breast your hair had grown; it was long dark and shiny again and your face was as beautiful as ever i was careful not to touch you; but put my hands inside your blouse; off of your skin as my hands were cold, and you were; oh so warm i remembered all those times i tried to make you mine and i was embarassed at never having had you and i asked do you think i'm funny? you looked back at me with utmost sincerity and softly told me no the dream began to fade but i remember only that you were very kind if i never see you again that is; face to face i always want to remember you this way 3) Ersatz Love Affair ersatz love affair he says he loves you all the way across the cathode ray tube is there such a thing in the air as a love to true, and free, and fair where he catches every tear she ever lets in the terror, the fear no limits lassie far from talahassee why do they so use her or is she the real intruder is it possible to love someone you've never met outside of words and pictures on a screen game, set, match she seemed to scream and there was nothing left of he which might have actually been the way it were meant to be and the witches said tsk tsk over crumpets and tea 4) Livin' in a Cardboard Box livin' in a cardboard box down by the local locks the politicans were wrapped up lock, stock, and barrel coach carroll donated blood marrow to save the wild child outside of the mild climes where the ersatz platinum chimes were derided by the town friar 5) Julie Newmar fast machine engine streamed looking for me down by the sea running for love trailing the dove push gets to shove who you thinking of took a big hit the pipe she lit they said that was it gypsy automatic julie newmar took it so far how hard you are falling shooting star 6) Late to that Noise when we was little girls and boys we said late to that noise we thought we knew everything practically living on the dark side of the moon screaming lord sutch and heavy friend late to that noise 7) Tea Cup Turning squatters on federal lands teeter totter martian made man tonight he's going out into the madding crowd tea cup turns round and round on the last may of day honey took a double date the rent it must be paid strange turn of fate winning spinning wheel show us how to feel tea cup turns round and round too much too soon howling at the moon princess swoons in june play another tune (tea cup turnin/spinnin round and round) kaleidscope of hope teach us to cope tea cup turning round and round upside down never found clown mound disguised frown watcher of great renown teasing to the crown take a taste of tea before the red queen she said nothing is everything do you know what she means? 8) Pillow Talk you are so beautiful perhaps the most beautiful of all even more than any famous movie actress or any dancer a guy might have seen in a club i hope you enter paradise long before you ever die i hope you have every thing you want and your life is like a big strawberry oh so nummy but you know there is evil in the world or so they say but you know about that, don't you? and the ones who say they are on the side of good well they're the most evil of all 9) For the Road (derivative) 'it's after hours' 'let's have a smoke while i tell you a story' 'one more for the road' etc... 10) Atlantis strange glyphs on the carvings long forgotten ways bubbling, gnashing, gurgling up from the depths atlantis is a dream away 11) Earthquake Warning featuring Frankie 'attention: earthquake warning', etc... 12) Invisible Sometimes it seems i don't see you I'm no captain of this ship of fools Is it that I hide and never choose Do I know all too well what it is to lose Sometimes i silently scream It goes over like Kitty Genovese Were we ever born to be free Or is this place some kind of disease It feels like i'm falling into you Did I never much think it through Was it ever the right thing to do Will you color me a deep shade of blue Back in the day you were on your way I had my moments in the fray Unanswered yet I keep on praying For the strength to last another day Is there a world inside your mind Where everything turns out so fine Some people are waylaid by wine Did I ever take what was mine And let it radiate, just shine Can you see me left behind There on the bank of the river Rhine No matter what they say it's partay time I'm falling, freefalling now It seems that all of the money has run out Next thing you know I'll be on the streets Hustling chinese chess for a piece of cheese Down in little Saigon Yearning for another Suzi Wong Olivia Munn, take the money and run Too good for the dying sun Sometimes it seems so invisible Indivisble, permissible, unfettered by principle Did I miss you; do you miss me Under the apple tree Maybe it's time to cross the line Heading South for the last time With a spanish-english dictionary They say it's beautiful in the Canarys Rubbing shoulders with dignitaries Luminaries, nefarious bing cherry You were always on my mind Outside of space and of time Someday maybe we'll see each other baby Invisible no more 13) Soma 'soma is this and that' 'soma will do this and that' 'soma is great' etc... 14) Planet Guam (instrumental) 15) Touch touch honey sweetie when i look at you i cry is this out of joy or sorrow or hollow alibis are you really the seer of the seventh sign one thing i think we both know is that you'll never be mine princess into a queen of the khmer you used to so set my heart on fire (small break) then i realized i belong in the circus or maybe some kind of rousing churches can i get a halleluyah (big break) but your people they need you and i could never be one of them maybe someday baby in an honorary sense but without any real license to know you to show you just how i feel when the love is so painful it's unreal touch baby i wrote your name onto my arms that you might be free from any further harm that you might again walk and take back the land your ancestors haunted touch, you know i love so many women and you and i don't share the same priorities but jun oun tov mae keeps ringing in my ears is it because of the hope, or of the fear i can't keep calling you out like this might just have to disappear into the autumn mist or have a spring awakening in the shadow of the satin queen 16) Rock the Night Into Day Glitter Queen in a fashion magazine She says you know what she needs Maybe something more than watercress If you really aim to impress Rock the night away Right into the day Even if it's only twilight Dance in the silver satin beams The over under is telling me Take the red, blue, or green Was Purple microdot a government plot It doesn't matter as long as we fly past Satan's Lot Rock the night away, right into the day 17) Forth large subset of lyrics to 'Princess Singer' 18) Chillaxin' in Manhattan We went out to Coney Island To eat some cotton candy They say there is a season For every foppish dandy She led him down the primrose path And he was so glad They knew it was their destiny To wear those sugar-coated chains of luxury In the high-rise that night They sent their smoke to the sky The statue of liberty burning bright Beneath the magic carpet ride 19) F Minor Dance (instrumental) 20) How do You Like It? do you like it like that all big and phat or small and skinny minnie can work inside your chimney stake your claim as to what it is you want do you need to go without because by society you might be shunned do you like to drink do you like to smoke do you pray and meditate working toward that day of total apocalyptic revelation far beyond any human incantation you like sheers and satins or woolen hemp fabric you like straight or curly black, white puerto rican just a freakin' you like to gamble or do you play it safe some say one can never quite tell in this age of the vanishing gilded cage 21) Hip to Easter Island Do you know of the land of the midnight sun Have you heard of the crystal skulls Perchance from someplace other than a charlatan's sideshow Are you aware of the lost city of Atlantis Or the fabled continent of Lemuria Have you seen a UFO Or dipped your toes in waters off of the Bermuda Triangle Do you have that pyramid power Is it the hour of the 7th sun In the house of the 12th of never Mystical mighty pineal glands Waxing poetically clever? Did you ever reach the highest high Did they tell you it was a lie Give you a station in life Watching the passing of the sweet by and by? 22) When Your Day is Almost Done When your day is almost done Do you nearly have some fun Are you on the run After the trauma of the exploding sun Under the gun He failed to deliver the crucial pun Or was it a matter of taste Post-haste You should never let opportunity go to waste Unless you figure it is a charade And it's simply more fun to watch the parade Than to ever deign to participate Is that our fate Hook me up with some taters, fish, and tartar And I'll mull over what is free and what is hard-earned 23) Swiss Miss Swiss Miss Powdered milk and chocolate In a coffee Poor man's mocha Swiss Miss Fish heads Gnomes of Zurich Watersheds Highly processed Heightened protests Army knives Host of Locusts 24) Strumpet she was a strumpet she was a crumpet and tea falling over me in my hobo benny hill dream suspender belt and nylons disguised as a cylon she weaved through the pylons it was time to get my cry on chorus nobody ever thought she could but the woman she has understood the hypnotic trance of the hollywood just one knight and she got the goods suspender belt and nylons disguised as a cylon she weaved through the pylons it was time to get my cry on she took me to denny's the cashier boy was staring at her headlights on through her sailor dress he was already gone and not even under duress it was time to get my cry on chorus she was a virgo i was a pisces she took my psyche and sent it to recycling she had the curves without a word she steered that ship of fate upon the chosen day and in the end we had all found our own way the woman is a strumpet, the kind you thought you never could (would) 25) Mississippi Fish (Behind the Beat) sitting by the lakeside catching catfish before the high tide the river runs narrow the river runs wide sometimes the enchanted land can be seen on the other side from this day forth i will take everything in stride Are you behind the beat Undefeated Replete with undeniable Undefined, symmetry Behind the beat